Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck


Live From Outer Space

My Love

Carla Ulbrich
Carla Ulbrich


parody of the old Petula Clark hit "My Love is..." I wrote this for Bob Malone and Karen Nash's wedding reception. No one has asked me to write a song for their wedding since.


My love is warmer than a day in Alaska

Softer than a coconut

Deeper than the thoughts of a supermodel

Wider than a wide-mouth bass

My love is brighter than a solar eclipse

Which happens every 54 years

My love is so much better than a sharp stick in the eye


Something happened to my heart the day that I met you

Something that I've never felt before

In all the time I've felt this way I've come to realize

It's nothing that antacid wouldn't cure


My love is warmer than a bowl of vichyssoise

Softer than the finest sandpaper

Deeper than a big gulp from 7-11

Wider than a wide screen TV

My love is brighter than the brightest star

in a distant galaxy

And there is nothing in this world that could ever change my love

unless I win the lottery


Once I thought that love was meant for anyone else but me

Once I thought you'd never come my way

Words cannot express the feelings that I feel for you...


My love is warmer than the little kids' swimming pool

Softer than a hypodermic needle

Deeper than the little kids' swimming pool

Wider than your mom

My love is brighter than your keychain flashlight

Which by the way needs a battery

You are my one and only 'til something better comes along