Carla Ulbrich: Professional Smart Aleck


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Live at FuMPfest CD (LAFF) - live CD

Recorded live in concert at FuMPfest 2017, unedited. A very silly concert.

Mix of previously recorded songs and totally new stuff.

1) Introduction

2) Totally Average Woman 

3) Blues name 

4) If Mucus Were Money  

5) Latex allergy 

6) My Love 

7) What’s Great About Fasting

8) Dumb Parodies

9) Doctor’s Office

10) Stupefied

11) Last 10 pounds/ Miss Universe

12) Duet with a Klingon

13) Kid friendly?/ Eating healthy/ bad cook 

14) On the Commode Again 

15) Joe’s Ex-Girlfriends

16) Breakaway

17) Taking requests 

18) Toasted Chicken Sandwich/ Native Americans 

19) The Force 

20) What If Your Girlfriend/ Butt Was Gone

21) South Carolina/ New Jersey 

22) If I Had the Copyright (The F Word Song) (bleeped)

Totally Average Woman - studio CD

Half parodies, half originals, 100% funny. (studio album with full band).

Need tips on choosing a beverage? Traveling to China? Getting away from someone who won't stop talking? Why this CD is practically a public service announcement. Without all that boring useful info.


Joe's Ex-Girlfriends - Gotta Start Smoking'- Man Pants - If You're Goin' To China 

Totally Average Woman - Cheek to Cheek - Aunt Flow Rag - Dr Pepper - Ragnarok - 

Break Away - Needless Dissection - Swamp Thing - Before Autotune


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Live From Outer Space - live CD

Carla's 5th CD, recorded at XM Radio's Performance Theater.

Let It Go - The Force  - My Love Is...-  I Hope You're Happy - The Scooter Store - Duet With a Klingon - Bad Song Ideas - Big Hit Medley - One Good Song - Scrambled Eggs - North vs. South... Carolina - Making Gramma Laugh - It's Never Polite To Ask a Girl How Old She Is - Tombstones - Coffee Enemas - We Don't Need a Walmart - Dating For Dummies - Me Neither - How To Become a Folksinger - If I Had the Copyright (The F-Word Song, bleeped) - Duet With a Klingon (Studio version)

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Sick Humor: The Lighter Side of Illness - studio CD

Carla's 3rd CD, Sick Humor (her best-seller), is a collection of funny medical songs from someone who's been there.

"Back in the 1960s, author Norman Cousins first twined the provinces of humor and healing. Consider this release an update, the musical, funnier version for the 2000s." -Kevin and Maxine’s Celtic & Folk Music CD Reviews

"Ulbrich is more than a funny lady though; she is the embodiment of what was once the American Spirit. Despite facing great adversity in the form of major medical problems such as kidney failure and a debilitating stroke in 2002, Ulbrich picked herself up, dusted herself off and got back on her rockin’ horse." - The Examiner

A marvelous and heartfelt (and very funny, of course) piece of work. - Dr Demento

Love it. Cure for the blues. - John McLaughlin, WMUC
Absolutely brilliant parodies, I nearly got
in a wreck a couple of times I was laughing so hard. And the production was fantastic... - Tony Fabris

10 parodies from the patient's perspective on topics such as waiting rooms, losing your butt, bad phlebotomists, peeing in a jug, and prednisone. This is her best-selling CD. Highly recommended for nurses, medical staff and those with a chronic illness - and a sense of humor. Makes a great gift.


01. Sittin' in the Waiting Room
02. On the Commode Again
03. Patient 2946065
04. Prednisone
05. What If Your Butt Was Gone
06. (Happy to Be) Stuck by You
07. Little Brown Jug
08. The Colon
09. (I'm A) Specialist

10. I Got Tremors


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Professional Smart Aleck - live CD

Carla's 2nd CD: a live recording of Carla in concert on Dataw Island, SC. Humorous songs about dating, wedgies, Waffle House, growing up in South Carolina, and a couple songs about songs.


I Have To Kill You Now - A Name is a Name (My Name is Carla) - That's Alright Now Mama (instr.) - The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs (Waffle House Song) - The Wedgie - How to Build a Log Cabin (for dummies) - Toasted Chicken Sandwich - Candy and Gum - Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs - The Teachers of Clemson - Cascade - Would You Rather Be Paid - Therapy Works - What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone - Bonus track


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Her Fabulous Debut - CD

Carla's 1st CD, now in its third pressing. Recorded with a great acoustic band in Cayce (Columbia), SC in 1999 and produced by Jack Williams. Songs about dating, food, dating for food, the Guinness book, and having nothing to say.


01. Please Do Something Stupid
02. Boy Wonder
03. It Reminds Me Of You
04. What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone
05. Love To Learn
06. Love Connection
07. Nothing To Say
08. Not Your Jesus
09. Wolf
10. Toasted Chicken Sandwich
11. Zipadeedoodah

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Full Set of Carla's CDs - 5-CD set

Get all 5 of Carla's in-print CDs!

Her Fabulous Debut (with acoustic band in the studio)- heard on Pandora

Professional Smart Aleck (live, solo) - heard on Pandora

Sick Humor (full band in studio, all funny medical songs) - heard on SiriusXM's Laugh USA

Live From Outer Space (live, solo) - recorded at XM Radio's studio

Totally Average Woman (full band in studio)- Most recent CD (2016)



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How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? - book

Collection of short, funny, inspiring essays about dealing with chronic illness and living well. How Can You *Not* Laugh at a Time Like This? Reclaim Your Health with Humor, Creativity, and Grit. Received Seal of Approval from the Lupus Foundation of America, and is the publisher's Best Seller. Great read for anyone suffering with a chronic illness, or caring for someone who is.